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In order to allow the non Liverpool F.C. /Liverpool people based topics to continue to be allowed to flow and to remain on topic and not to become the playground of the narrowminded I thought a thread dedicated to this prejudice would be a good idea. That way the bigots have a place to show off to each other and the other threads can continue to be interesting. Enjoy. :D:D:D

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P.J.

 

Well done you have now given people as much ammunition as they need to call "Whinging Scousers , self pity city etc).

 

I have enjoyed with pleasure the ramblings of Eagle, Wolfie etc and like you I got drawn into the debate, but unlike you I noticed I was never going to win so I stopped.

 

As a scouser living in Warrington I have put up with all sorts of predjudice but I have now risen above them, if I can offer you some advice try doing the same as myself and Gary have done. You will find it a lot easier on the forum.

 

Rgds:

 

JohnC

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P.J.

 

Well done you have now given people as much ammunition as they need to call "Whinging Scousers , self pity city etc).

 

I have enjoyed with pleasure the ramblings of Eagle, Wolfie etc and like you I got drawn into the debate, but unlike you I noticed I was never going to win so I stopped.

 

As a scouser living in Warrington I have put up with all sorts of predjudice but I have now risen above them, if I can offer you some advice try doing the same as myself and Gary have done. You will find it a lot easier on the forum.

 

Rgds:

 

JohnC

 

John, the way you deal with things you find unpleasant is admirable and obviously works for the kind of personality you have. In some ways I am quite envious of people like yourself and Gary who are able to see things which they find offensive and ignore it. Unfortunately I am not that kind of person and have never been the type to back down from an argument if I feel I am right or if I feel there is some injustice or bullying taking place. Growing up this attitude was instilled in me by my Dad and things like that tend to stay with you for the rest of your life. It has put me on the recieving end of a few good hidings at school from guys much bigger than me but i knew that before I opened my gob and I don't regret it. It has never put me off confrontation. The abuse on here is much different than in the real world in as much that when you make a post you sit down, think and then compose your message, hopefully you then read it before deciding to post. This cannot then be passed off as a slip of the tongue or the heat of the moment or a brain fart, it is a concious and deliberate decision to post thoughts which you know are offensive to some people. I love a crack as much as the next man and have absolutely no problem with somebody having a pop at Liverpool F.C. and I will usually try to come back with a response. I do however get miffed when the anti Scouse brigade repeatedly ruin non related topics with their hobby horse bigotry. I realise that I do get too involved in some "discussions" and I will try to reign myself in but I can't bury my head in the sand and I just seem unable to let slide ignorant comments as others can.

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I thought this thread was for the non Liverpool F.C. /Liverpool people based comments :evil::wink:

 

read it again Wolfie. Its says" in order to allow the non Liverpool etc. etc."

 

Apologies if you were being deliberatly obtuse for comedy effect.

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Good idea this thread. However it should be amended slightly.

 

What we should have is a 'Scousers only' thread where the minority can whinge to their hearts content, while leaving the rest of the forum to the Warrington woolybacks who can get on with their business without the fear of offending the easily offended. :D

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An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.

 

They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!'

 

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

 

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

 

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'

 

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle.'

 

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,

 

'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.'

 

 

 

 

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

'''''''''

 

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

 

The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is ?200,000 a year'.

 

The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'

 

The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'

 

 

 

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''''''

 

Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.

 

It later turned out to be a tax disc.

 

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

'''''''

 

A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

 

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

 

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

 

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

 

'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

 

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?'

 

'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!'

 

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

 

'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.'

 

 

 

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