P J Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Seems Wayne Rooney has had a hair transplant. Considering what its being stuck on wouldn't it be more accurate to call it a merkin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Peter T Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Seems Wayne Rooney has had a hair transplant. Considering what its being stuck on wouldn't it be more accurate to call it a merkin? Your support of Scousers should tell you whether you are right or wrong. Aren't he and the two poo Scousers mates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted June 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Peter go and have a lie down and a Sanatogen , it seems the heat has sent you bonkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Seems Wayne Rooney has had a hair transplant. Considering what its being stuck on wouldn't it be more accurate to call it a merkin? I would have expected wolfie to come out with a statement about a scouser wearing a merkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 What's a merkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 I will put this as delicately as I can Dizz - it's a hairpiece but not for the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Ooooohhhh.. I understand now and I just googled. Durh... I guess it must be more of a bloke 'thing' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Actually I think it's more of a girl thing, but don't ask me because I don't have a clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Yeah right and funny how all you chaps seemed to know what is was and I didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Some girl mentioned it to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Merkins!!!!! Supalolz!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 A term I came across many many years ago in a short story I read. Also mentioned in an episode off CSI. Who says TV isn't educational Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Aker Bilk used to wear one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredthered Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 It's also a derogatory name for an American, as used in Dr Strangelove ?Merkin Muffley" the name of the President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Merkins!!!!! Supalolz!!! Supalolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Got me beat Wolfie... I googled and found reference to it in Halo 3 and some deviant art links but I didn't click just incase as these things have a way of coming back to haunt me... like when it was the queens Golden Jubilee and I googled 'pictures of queen' for the street party and kids school projects. A right old eye opener was that Fugs (or anyone else) if it's something rather naught could you tell me please so I can edit your posts Yea like you would tell me eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 At ease, Diz, just outlolling our resident Finbarr Saunders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 who is Fin... never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Heh. While you're at it, you can add excessive use of exclamation marks (they're referred to in the print industry as dogs' c*cks, apparently), and "lol" when used by anyone over the age of 12. But, that's just me!!! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 lol you having a laugh lol? (I'm only 10) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Reminds me of the joke (well I think it was a joke anyway) about the short bu meaningfull letter a mother sent to her daughter with the sad news that granny had just died. At the end it were the words "LOL mum xx" (LOL being thought to mean lots of love) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 At ease, Diz, just outlolling our resident Finbarr Saunders. ................ and his double entendres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CP Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 I concur bald is sometimes beautiful. I love it when my missus goes bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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