Gary Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 I am sure there are some ideal candidates on this forum! Do you love dinner parties? Are you a great cook? The hugely successful Channel 4 show Come Dine With Me is returning for a new, day-time series. We?re looking for people over 18 years of age in and around the Warrington area with a passion for cooking who want to demonstrate their skills Over five days, five strangers, from all walks of life, take turns to host the perfect dinner party for each other. At the end of the week the most impressive host wins a ?1,000 cash prize. This is your chance to create the perfect dining experience, and YOU get to enjoy four nights dining out and a chance to win the prize! If you or anyone you know would like to take part then please call ASAP on- 0871 244 4142 Please note, applicants MUST be available the week of the 2nd May and we will not be accepting any new applicants after the 22nd April. (Calls cost 10p per minute from a BT landline, mobile and other network rates may be higher) or email: lizzie.norman1@itv.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 I am sure there are some ideal candidates on this forum! Are you a great cook? That one statement definately rules me out Gary Would be great if someone from on here was on the show and I'd definately watch it Obs... over to you as you like cooking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Wish I could! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 If you can cook Mary maybe you could come over for a 'home' visit. We wont tell them if you don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 Wouldn't touch it with a bargepole ("that's what they all said about your cooking, fug!") As reality TV shows go, I do get a bit of a snigger out of this one. The narrator just rips the ____ out of the contestants. Very few come out of it with dignity, which is just what most of 'em deserve. Having said that, I too would love to see someone from this talkboard making a pillock of themselves on national telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Did I hear someone calling for me? When my guests had arrived, I would escort them all down to me garden shed, wearing me checked shirt and bib and brace overalls with no shoes or socks on, I'd usher them inside and follow them in, then I'd let them see me lock the door behind me so nobody could get out. I'd open a small window with bars on it, so they could hear the frogs croaking in me pond. Then I'd show them the menu: Rat atuie soup. Pig on toast Chitterlings in grannys home made jelly. I'd do all the cooking on me pot bellied stove in the corner, and use only 1 frying pan for everything. As they were eating their second helping of chitterlings, which I insisted that they have, I would be entetaining them by playing me banjo and singing Cajun County songs which I had specially written meself. Then I would ask them who they think should win the dosh................... and why. Other than that, I think we should have that classy wench Kerry Katona on the show to give it a bit of class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 By eck wingy lad you really know how to push the boat out, but you forgot the main ingredient. plenty of 25p a gallon sherry to get the guests relaxed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Wow!. I almost forgot about grannys moonshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Wingy you should definately apply What a shock they would have on filming day eh These naff shows need someone like you to liven them up an make them more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 "Naff" is the operative word - such is the state of modern TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Yep but I recon you and Wingy could make it a worthwhile viewing experience and a show to definately remember Whilst we are slightly mocking it we should remember that the info Gary posted included the contact email of the tv lady who has asked the question and she may well be reading all this... many people do really enjoy these sorts of programmes though Wonder if Gary would consider applying... that would really boost the local watching figures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted March 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Wonder if Gary would consider applying... that would really boost the local watching figures Me cooking - you must be joking - anything in the kitchen is womens work lights blue touch paper and stands back. Oh and what is this ironing board my wife keeps talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 typical man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 obs,get your mate Mike to eeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Evil Sid Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 IRONING BOARD def: an indoor surfboard for the Wii P.S. I have the tin hat and am keeping it fr a while after that last statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 You must have a very strong ironing board Evils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Maybe a bit of teamwork from WWW forum members? Cooking by Brendam (great recipes) Entertainment by Algy for interest, & Wingy for fun. Whilst Mary would charm the boots off them as host. How's that for a winning team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Can I do the voiceover stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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