observer Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 A nationwide survey of toilet derived bacteria on people's hands, has discovered more bacteria per hand as you move North; cleanest hands were in/around London, worst in Newcastle and wait for it - Liverpool. So if there are peanuts on the bar, don't eat them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 especially if it is a pensioners bar and there are several packets of empty chocolate covered peanut wrappers about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 A nationwide survey of toilet derived bacteria on people's hands, has discovered more bacteria per hand as you move North; cleanest hands were in/around London, worst in Newcastle and wait for it - Liverpool. Quite a common practice by 'Poo' fans to throw faeces at opposition supporters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Come of it Wolfie...Marmalade throwing maybe Comes to something when a cuddly little bear and his fans are badmouthed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 They are not call poo fans due to a shortening of Pool then? It figures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Come of it Wolfie...Marmalade throwing maybe Comes to something when a cuddly little bear and his fans are badmouthed I know Eagle knows what I meant and most Poo fans will know, so I am making an assumption that you are not aware of the goings on at Anfailed and that the above was your attempt at a joke However, it was rather funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 No idea what you are talking about then sorry Worst bit is that I have just realised my biggest mistake... 'Poo' Bear had a honey pot... it was Paddington who liked marmalade I'll leave you all to your discussion as I obviously have no idea at all what you are all talking about or indeed what I am talking about any more ... so I wont try and make jokes anymore about the subject of Poo I've no idea why I am still laughing either...I think I need professional help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Well it's clear that one should never accept a "chit" from a Scouser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Settle Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Dissy you'll just have to ignore the little boy?s lavatory and racist remarks. Such surveys just add fuel to their warped sick sense of humour. They mean it as an insult and it's taken as such by those who know of their type. You are very sensible to ignore them. I wonder what the survey would have found here in Warrington? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 A case of mixed messages here Such surveys just add fuel to their warped sick sense of humour. and I wonder what the survey would have found here in Warrington? add to that the racist remarks and I think Painter Geoff must be gowing through his 'abstracts' phase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Settle Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 And we all know what your thoughts lead to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithR Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 A painter and a mind reader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Settle Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 You know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Perhaps hand wringing has taken over from hand washing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Dissy you'll just have to ignore the little boy?s lavatory I am sorry, I haven't got a suitable answer for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 working in the nursing industry actually washed our hands and got tested immediatley after and found bacteria to still be on hands...so maybe it should be introduced during the toddler years..i will mention that anyone who attended stockton heath primary will remember we had to wash our hands religioulsy before our lunch and have them checked at three stages before entering the canteen.so maybe different parts of warrington would prove different results perhaps.im no sure on the scoucer issue.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 I think its very important that people wash their hands after using the toilet - also before meals and before and after entering a hospital! Common sense really - so why don't people do it - common sense is lost on some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 A time saving tip from jimmy car was to wash your chappie every morning, then you don't have to waste time washing you hands through out the day. I was in the works toilets the other day and a fat swearty 30something came out of the sit down, straight out the door yeuch !!! I had to wait for somone to come rescue me, there was no way I was touching that handle.. seriously some people..! Don't you just hate it when you go in to a public toilet and somone has stunk it out, you only go in for a jimmy riddle, but you can guarantee as your walking out somone will walk in....and think its you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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