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Only when someone asks to see her airbags :wink:

 

I suppose with your good looks and trendy 'gear', you will have to 'fender' off, unless she has something to 'clutch' on to, 'honk, honk!'

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When you say "fender off" you might have spelled it: fend 'er off, with a missing or silent "h" huh? Or maybe I'm out of line, fenders are for fending off other vehicles or entities.

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I suppose with your good looks and trendy 'gear', you will have to 'fender' off, unless she has something to 'clutch' on to, 'honk, honk!'

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There's always my gear stick :shock: but I only like women in Mini's.

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All this talk about names, Has anyone read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Where the Alien names himself Ford Prefect so he could fit into British society :lol::lol::lol:

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I could 'throttle' you lot at times you are all 'nuts' . It 'alarms' and 'shocks' me that some people tend to 'fuel' topics going off 'route' on most threads. It 'spoilers ' them

 

Gary can you 'spring' into action and add 'filters' or a permenant 'regulator' or 'panel' of people to 'gauge' the 'fans' responses and 'lock' when appropriate.

 

The 'pressure' of having to contribute to this thread is also making me 'cranky' cos I can't think of a suitable spot for the other words I thought off ie grease and nipple :oops::lol:

 

Well that was naff attempt eh but I think the girls name is quite nice :D:lol:

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The 'pressure' of having to contribute to this thread is also making me 'cranky' cos I can't think of a suitable spot for the other words I thought off ie grease and nipple :oops::lol:

 

 

Bearing in mind that most people prefer self lubricating rather than wasting time on grease and nipples.

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I can only afford the minimum of time as I have to go to morrisson's for some rollsfor supper.

 

What's the FORMULA ONE can do with to stop all this car jargon nonsense! Who ever gave the green light for this topic should have their head lights testing!

 

You lot are a MOTley crew!

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Evil Sid, algy and observer you lot should be ESCORTEDed off the premises and placed in a TRANSIT CAMPer van!

 

Any way I am going on a TOURAN town and JETTA off and do some shopping while I listen to some music by an ex BEETLE! or may be I will PASSAT that one.....oh look a FOX!

 

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We can always be Reliant on Obs to start a good thread off. He thought this one up when he broke down on the A49 near to a farm that sold extra large free range eggs. The farmer told him his Big Hens gone.

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We can always be Reliant on Obs to start a good thread off. He thought this one up when he broke down on the A49 near to a farm that sold free range eggs. The farmer told him his Big Hens gone.

 

I bet the farmer had a sheep dog called ROVER! :wink:

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