algy Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Published: 12:43am, 31st October 2012 Updated: 1:54pm, 31st October 2012 Border Force officers got a Halloween surprise when they discovered three would-be illegal immigrants trying to enter Britain in a lorry full of coffins. The trio had hidden themselves among the dozens of boxed coffins which were loaded into the van from Bulgaria - across the border from Dracula's Transylvania home. Search officers sometimes use heartbeat detectors to investigate suspicious vehicles but it was a sniffer dog, Mitzy, that located the three, who were Eritrean nationals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 So what's happened to them Alg? Sent to a detention centre, grabbed by HR lawyers and now appealing for assylum OR buried alive?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 They were cremated alive apparently by accident as their coffins were made of Ash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Beat me to it Dizzy :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Oh what a wit you are tonight Dizzy. Did you collect a lot of treats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 They may have treated to a stake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 can we put a lid on this right now please!!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 The 'coffin' gave them away, should have taken a 'fishermans friend' along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Will they be convicted on hearse-ay evidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Are the coffins now classed as second hand goods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Are the coffins now classed as second hand goods Yes, they are selling them dead cheap now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 This topic should be buried before it gets an undertaking to become too INTEResting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 The birdie is on form with a three in one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 I know it may seem a little strange but why are we importing coffins into this country, Does the gov know something we don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Same old story Sid, they can import them cheaper than making them in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Is the government importing coffins!!! :shock: :shock: P.S. This is the way rumours start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Asperity, I heard they needed more coffins than they could make in the uk for all the sick they are putting on the Liverpool Care Path. The Liverpool Care Path, what a lark that is! Voluntary euthanasia is illegal yet the hospitals are being allowed to hurry the end of terminally ill patients by not treating them or feeding them, in most cases, it seems, without consultation with the patient's relatives. What is that if not euthanasia that takes a little longer to complete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 I think this is for another topic. I've read reports and it is truly shocking if medical professionals are acting in this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 .. and I only suggested there should be a debate on euthanasia, seems someone's jumped the gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Wish I had one. Bang...! Your dead! LMAOTIH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 I just thought they might be stocking up for the christmas rush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Perhaps there's another pandemic on the way, and the Gov are getting prepared? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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