Cleopatra Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Sign in a Launderette: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Sign in a department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO Sign warning of quicksand: QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL. Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 You've started something here Cleo! :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Tessla Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 does anyone else look at the roadsign warning about old people crossing and think - she shouldn't be carrying out a prostate exam in the street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 No.... but I will now everytime I see one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I think that goes for us all now! Just look what you've done, Nick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted June 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 I should think she was holding his arm/hand, otherwise his arse is a bit high, I would say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Evil Sid Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 Personally I liked this one. How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 I love the $200 fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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