Lt Kije Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Definitions Not in the DictionaryADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.BEAUTY PARLOUR:A place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people.CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage.INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.RAISIN:Grape with a sunburn.SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.TOOTHACHE:The pain that drives you to extraction.TOMORROW:One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.And MY Personal Favourite:WRINKLES:Something other people have. I have character lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 What's the definition of a tree?Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver. (puts on helmet before Diz reads) The definition of ironyHippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Definition of pressure:A wife, a mistress and a mortgage.All one month late…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kevofaz25 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 is Gullible listed in the dictionary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Relief - something a tree does every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 is Gullible listed in the dictionary? Think it is referenced in the section under voters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Denial- a river found in Egypt Depend- opposite the shallow end Dispersil- a lack of respect for a well known washing powder Magistrate- Madge isn't a lesbion Miasma- the reason I have an inhaler Minister- only moving the teaspoon slightly Rambling- tacky jewellery for male sheep Rampart- any other bit of a male sheep....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted June 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Very good RC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Ransack- the reason for being disqualified in the sack race. Artifact- piece of trivia about paintings. Adamant- the very first ant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Alaska. My wife will know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Octopus - A cat with eight legs Biology - The scientific study of the number two Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria. Flatulence - Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Carnation- Country where each citizen owns an automobile Liquor-How a male animal cleans his mate Afterdraft-Life following conscription Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Muslim - Cloth used in cheese making (OK! so I can't spell). Salvation Army Jacket - A coat of alms. Generally - An Arab general Joan of Arc - Noahs mum. Willy-nilly - Impotent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 I was walking through the field today and I stopped to pick a buttercup. Why people leave buttocks lying around I will never know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 I particularly like the buttock one I can't think of any so I'll just carry on enjoying everyone elses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 portent- very cheap camping equipment. Grannery - old peoples home Rodent- result of a collision in the boat race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Thanks Dizzy. How about Pipette.......a very small pip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. FATHER: A banker provided by nature. POLYGON: A dead parrot. RELIEF : What trees do in the spring. Ok so I tried (eek have any of those already been on... if so shame on you are they are naff ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Fortune:- any music written for a quartet Super market:- where Clark Kent buy's his suits Campanology :- the study of Julian Clary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Document? .......What did you mean Doctor? Dreadlocks.......Fear of canal holidays. Ductile..........The cry of an incompetant roofer. Juniper?.....Did you bite that woman? Satin.....Something that happens to chairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Is it inaccurate to say that whenever Clio and Algy go on their holidays nobody is interested in this topic on WW? I think this is "important" - (buy an ant from abroad) and "ignorant"--(to totally disregard an ant), perhaps they are spending their holidays "intense" but I am not keen on camping. (Tents...ok). Glastonbury seems to be "intensity" (In tents city), please keep up! So what is the alternative definition of the third word in this post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 So what is the alternative definition of the third word in this post? Inaccurate ? No way am I going down the religious sounding tease/joke route that came to my mind RC. Nice try though PS Is Algy on holidays then? When did he go as I'm waiting for a reply from him on something from yesterday. I'm sure he doesn't drive a Clio though as they are more for boy racers and newly qualified drivers (depending on model of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 Inaccurate ? No way am I going down the religious sounding tease/joke route that came to my mind RC. Nice try though PS Is Algy on holidays then? When did he go as I'm waiting for a reply from him on something from yesterday. I'm sure he doesn't drive a Clio though as they are more for boy racers and newly qualified drivers (depending on model of course) Dizz, I sent you a reply last night the problem is I can't remember whether I emailed you or sent you a PM. or both, anyway I'm awaiting the landing of the educated, religous carrier pigeon to arrive with the coded information. Please send as soon as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 I've not had a reply from you since I asked about your email address Algy... I've not got an email either and you are not in my spam box. The carrier pigeon has had the coded info in it's beak and has been flapping it's wings since last night but couldn't take off until it was sure it was heading in the right direction and not to an old address (which may now be inhabited by spies or loft elves). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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