Cleopatra Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Asked the nun. Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" The nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" She asked. Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Asked the nun. Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" The nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" She asked. Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted. Heard it, still amusing though. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Cleo did you find a joke book in your last visit to the antique shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Strange as it may seem I have not heard that one before. nearly fell off chair laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Cleo did you find a joke book in your last visit to the antique shop? Strangely enough - yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 2 cups of water later and I've finally stopped coughing after laughing so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Obviously a missionary joke! :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Obviously a missionary joke! :wink: Now come on! Had it been a missionary joke it would have been little Fidumari and little Abijubijama not little Suzy and little Johnny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Heard it before but still laughed - it's a good joke and, as Frank Carson said, "It's the way you tell them". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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