Cleopatra Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 One morning a woman woke up with a start. Her husband asked what was the matter. She told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, her husband arrived home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 You had me worried at first when you mentioned ' Pearl necklace ' :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted February 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 You had me worried at first when you mentioned ' Pearl necklace ' :shock: Why? Can you explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 He better hadn't ....... please don't Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted February 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 what's wrong with a pearl necklace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 Try Googling 'What is a Pearl Necklace' Simple enough Diz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted February 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I just googled and now I feel so faint! that is so disgusting! Oh, dear me, it is! I can never look an oyster in the eye again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 what's wrong with a pearl necklace? Same thought crossed my mind Cleo. Not Googled it yet though -perhaps I shouldn't Now I know I shouldn't have! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I gave Mrs sid thirteen cards with hearts on for valentines day. I gave her thirteen cards on with diamonds on for her birthday. I gave her thirteen cards on with clubs on for our wedding anniversary. all she needs now is thirteen cards with spades on and she will have the full deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I just googled and now I feel so faint! that is so disgusting! Oh, dear me, it is! I can never look an oyster in the eye again! I bet you never tell a joke about a Pearl necklace ever again either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted February 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I don't think I could even look at a pearl necklace again. I think when Mohamed comes home I will be telling him to take my pearls out of my box and throw them away. Urgh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Serves you all right for googling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Serves you all right for googling Having Googled, I'm saying nowt more' on this subject - and that's too much. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 What's all the fuss about. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Thought you were saying nowt more Algy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Diz, how come you and I were the only ones who knew what a Pearl Necklace was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Just to set the record straight... I only know cos I overheard a joke and said I didn't get it... so it was explained (sometimes it's better not to ask) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Much like Cleo then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Yeah but about 10 years time difference Funny the things you remember eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I don`t get the joke as it stands without interpreting it with the meaning of said `Pearl Necklace`. Perhaps I need to get out of the gutter. Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Indeed you do Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 You'll have good company in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted February 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 What's all the fuss about. :grin: That's a beautiful pearl necklace (but dearie me, the thought still lingers!). Elizabeth Taylor still looked beautiful in that picture so it must be an old one. Goodness gracious, that woman didn't age well. Who would have thought that such a beautiful woman would have ended up looking as she did/does? Must have been through eating so much wedding cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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