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I got this one through by e-mail just the other day.


"I just applied for planning permission for a new-build house.




It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with nine turrets at various heights and windows all over the place.




It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green.




The council told me to f*** off.




So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.



Building work starts on Monday."

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I understand that Saudi Arabia has banned Cuckoo Clocks.....although stopped short of banning Rolex watches...... and Swiss numbered bank accounts :wink::)



Weren't the Swiss, bankers to the Nazi Party.


On a serious note it is interesting that a Referendum was chosen to decide this matter, rather than a change in planning laws to ban minarets.

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