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Irish Sausage Please!


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A customer asked a shop assistant, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant clearly confused asks, "Are you Irish Sir?"


The customer, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.


“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?


Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?


Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?


Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"


The assistant says, "No Sir, I probably wouldn't."


The custonmer says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied,  "Because Sir, you are in Halfords!."

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