algy Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 A customer asked a shop assistant, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant clearly confused asks, "Are you Irish Sir?" The customer, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No Sir, I probably wouldn't." The custonmer says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"The assistant replied, "Because Sir, you are in Halfords!." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 I'm totally offended :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 I think the Richmond brand once got into a bit of hot water when the labeled their Irish recipe sausages as containing six thick sausages. Possibly upset a few people but made a lot more smile. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 :lol: :lol: Algy and Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 To be sure dem are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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