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Cannon Balls

Lt Kije

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Cannon Balls.




It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships.. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey.. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence,Brass Monkeys.


Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled..



Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.


Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the

balls off a brass monkey.

And all this time, people thought that was just a vulgar expression? You must send this fabulous bit of historical knowledge to at least a few intellectual friends.

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 Reading the bit about the three monkeys see no wrong, speak no wrong and hear no wrong I am sure I have seen sometime in the past a similar statuette with four monkeys. The fourth had his hands placed over his dangly bits and the words do no wrong written below.




But that is enough monkeying about for now 8)

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