asperity Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 I must remember to send that to my dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 I hope number thirteen never comes true......shame the others have, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 I identify with 11 out of - Damn! how many were there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Arsenal 2-1 Newcastle :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Nice one Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Arsenal 2-1 Newcastle :unsure: Liverpool 3 Everton 0 Ooops! wrong section, right result though. :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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