asperity Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP?s and 2 Senior Government Officials. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?! ________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Flaming typical wasteful Government overspending. One bullet each is more than enough, and actually, in these days of recycling, I don't see why a nice, ecologically sound cricket bat from a sustainable source wouldn't do the job just as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Nice one Asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 If you think them bullets and guns are coming out of my tax money you're very much mistaken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 The guns are re-usable so its only the bullets the taxpayer would have to fund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 if you manage to get your allocation using only one bullet do you get time added on for good marksmanship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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