asperity Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 Daily Mail is reporting a collision between two paint tankers. One was heading for China with 25000 tons of red paint the other was on its way to the UK with 25000 tons of blue. First indications are that some sailors have been marooned ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 75 shopping days left until christmas.( bit early for the cracker jokes though.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Evil Sid said: 75 shopping days left until christmas.( bit early for the cracker jokes though.) It's not one of Frank Carson's ("another cracker! It's the way I tell 'em") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 This forum desperately needs a tumbleweed emoji 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 Some members of this forum desperately need to get a sense of humour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 if finding crap gags lke this one funny defines having a sense humour you can keep it. I may have laughed at something like this when I was a schoolboy , well up to about aged 10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Asperity's jokes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 If you're so smart PJ, how about regaling us with some of your up to date humour instead of constantly carping from the sidelines? Or maybe keep your misplaced criticism to yourself? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 That’s actually funnier than any of your prehistoric gags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, P J said: That’s actually funnier than any of your prehistoric gags Is that your best effort at a joke PJ? Okay I'll give you a sympathy "laugh" then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 11:38 AM, asperity said: Daily Mail is reporting a collision between two paint tankers. One was heading for China with 25000 tons of red paint the other was on its way to the UK with 25000 tons of blue. First indications are that some sailors have been marooned ..... I don't get it ...... other than to say I know red and blue make purple.... so is it something to do with 50000 tons of purple paint and a sailing term ? It will bug me now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 10 hours ago, P J said: if finding crap gags lke this one funny defines having a sense humour you can keep it. I may have laughed at something like this when I was a schoolboy , well up to about aged 10. Oooh I'm sort of wishing I hadn't just said I don't get it now if you would have got it when you were 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 On 12/10/2018 at 2:35 PM, P J said: if finding crap gags lke this one funny defines having a sense humour you can keep it. I may have laughed at something like this when I was a schoolboy , well up to about aged 10. WOW!! PJ I'm astounded to here that you ever laughed I never thought that you were capable of laughing, I assumed that you were born without a sense of humour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 24/10/2018 at 7:52 AM, algy said: WOW!! PJ I'm astounded to here that you ever laughed I never thought that you were capable of laughing, I assumed that you were born without a sense of humour. That would probably be because you are a bit of a numpty. I have a very refined sense of humour and it serves me well every time I howl with laughter as I see you desperately seeking credit whilst plagiarising another persons work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 29 minutes ago, P J said: That would probably be because you are a bit of a numpty. I have a very refined sense of humour and it serves me well every time I howl with laughter as I see you desperately seeking credit whilst plagiarising another persons work. Is this an attempt at making friends? Need to try harder. Judgemental prig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 7 hours ago, asperity said: Is this an attempt at making friends? Need to try harder. Judgemental prig. If I was seeking friends this place would be the last place i would look. Still at least your last gobbet gave me a giggle. Self important hypocrite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 PJ are you the gentleman that I met at Moore rugby club a few years back when you were holding a photography display if so you were very polite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 7:52 AM, algy said: WOW!! PJ I'm astounded to here that you ever laughed I never thought that you were capable of laughing, I assumed that you were born without a sense of humour. On 10/30/2018 at 11:34 PM, P J said: That would probably be because you are a bit of a numpty. I have a very refined sense of humour and it serves me well every time I howl with laughter as I see you desperately seeking credit whilst plagiarising another persons work. What exactly do you mean where you say Algy is 'desperately seeking credit whilst plagiarising another persons work' PJ?Reply please..... I hope it's not about what I think you are inferring !!! Now go and have a happy pill cos it seems you are rattling most people on the forum this weekend with your attacks and comments towards them...but hey you like doing that don't you...numpty lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 On 04/11/2018 at 10:56 PM, Dizzy said: What exactly do you mean where you say Algy is 'desperately seeking credit whilst plagiarising another persons work' PJ?Reply please..... I hope it's not about what I think you are inferring !!! Now go and have a happy pill cos it seems you are rattling most people on the forum this weekend with your attacks and comments towards them...but hey you like doing that don't you...numpty lol Whatever lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 7 hours ago, P J said: Whatever lol Oooh very grown up. Bet it took you ages to think up that reply....1/10 for effort....lol I'm actually past caring anyway just like everyone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Dizzy said: Oooh very grown up. Bet it took you ages to think up that reply....1/10 for effort....lol I'm actually past caring anyway just like everyone else I was quoting one of your replies to me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 When did I say 'whatever lol'..... must have been on one of my CBA days lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 The”whatever” was yours, the lol was all my own work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 17 points to me and only 3 points to you then... I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Dizzy said: 17 points to me and only 3 points to you then... I win 5 hours ago, Dizzy said: 17 points to me and only 3 points to you then... I win If it’s important to you, well done Dizzy, you win lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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