asperity Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. True! Your future self is watching you right now through memories. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them. Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it. Anybody have any thoughts like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Oh all the time. Usually along the lines of how do vampires shave if they can't see their reflection in a mirror or the invisible man must always be naked if you can't see him. (sory dizz if it starts you off again). One that always intrigues me is what is the speed of dark, it must be faster than 186.282 miles per second because it always gets there before light does. odd are the thoughts that occur at two in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted July 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Who let the dogs out? Why do eggs come packaged in a flimsy paper container, but new scissors come packaged in thick plastic you need scissors to open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 7/21/2017 at 7:23 AM, Evil Sid said: Oh all the time. Usually along the lines of how do vampires shave if they can't see their reflection in a mirror or the invisible man must always be naked if you can't see him. (sory dizz if it starts you off again). One that always intrigues me is what is the speed of dark, it must be faster than 186.282 miles per second because it always gets there before light does. odd are the thoughts that occur at two in the morning. I never use a mirror to shave.... am I a vampire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 I'll nip round later with a hammer and a stake and see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 7:23 AM, Evil Sid said: Oh all the time. Usually along the lines of how do vampires shave if they can't see their reflection in a mirror or the invisible man must always be naked if you can't see him. (sory dizz if it starts you off again). AARGH !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 One that is often in the forefront of my mind and really bugs me is ......Where does the universe end? It surely has to end somewhere and can't go on to infinity (an beyond as Buzz Lightyear said)...as surely everything has to end somewhere. But if it does end somewhere then even if there's nothing on the other side of that 'point'..nothingness is still something. Gawd..... I really don't like this topic as now I'm pondering over all your comments too and they will drive me even more mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted July 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Douglas Adams described it in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe". It's like the Big Bang only opposite - if you see what I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 According to the Wen the eternally surprised the universe ends and is recreated constantly, which is why he was called the eternally surprised since he maintained that everything he saw he saw for the first time. "The past is but a memory and memory is in the head so was yesterday real or is it just the memory that is real" is one of his first teachings to his apprentice Clodpool, scientist will tell you that it is down to entropy. If you can work out the rate of entropy then you can get a reasonable estimation of when the universe will end, give or take a few billion centuries. For a realistic idea of the end of the universe, For each individual it will be the day that their life functions cease. at that time for that individual the universe will have ended. For those of the religious persuasion then that depends on their particular deities teachings. So if you want to know it will end on a wet Wednesday in august at around 3.38 pm local time. it is just the year that is in doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted August 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful. What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I likethrowing it? If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? The letter W, in English, is called double U. Shouldn't it be calleddouble V? Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years tofully work. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims". Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. Your future self is watching you right now through memories. The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them. Many animals probably need spectacles, but nobody knows it. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before. If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". (Save this until 2022 – because it does fall on a Tuesday!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 What if the hokey-cokey IS what it's all about? If an insomniac caught sleeping sickness would they be ill or cured? If you do the same task half heartedly twice would it done wholeheartedly or quarter heartedly.? Why does harry potter use magic to fix his glasses but not to fix his eyesight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 If a woman underwent the op to change into a man but then carried on wearing women's clothing would they be considered to be a transvestite or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted September 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 ~ Betsy Salkind... Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Spike Milligan... The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~ Jean Rostand... Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger... Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ WH Auden... We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ Jonathan Katz... In hotel rooms, I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. ~ Johnny Carson... If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Steve Martin... Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. ~ Jimmy Durante... Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. . ~ George Roberts. The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~ Jonathan Winters... If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. ~ Robert Benchley... I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ David Letterman... America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ Howard Hughes... I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire. ~ Old Italian proverb.. After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 If a word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly how would you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 Bloody Hell !!!! I have missed all this by staying away or was that what caused me to stay away, God! my head hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 On 07/09/2017 at 1:25 PM, algy said: Bloody Hell !!!! I have missed all this by staying away or was that what caused me to stay away, God! my head hurts. Come on admit it Algy...you really do love it on here even though it all sometimes stresses you out I've missed you....and I'm sort of glad your head hurts too ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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