Latchford Locks Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?Claustrophobic. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf who sings?A Wrapper! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies. A wonderful Christmas song told me to Deck The Halls....so I did. Mr. and Mrs Hall were not very happy. Don't you hate that awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents! How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house! Theres more to come folks watch this space.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 can't wait...... :lol: PS I always thought snowmen had Frosties for breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 no dizz that's tigers who have frosties theyyyrrre great. at least we now know who picks the jokes for the christmas crackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.The salesgirl asked him....'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 at least we now know who picks the jokes for the christmas crackers. My secrets out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.The salesgirl asked him....'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Marks And Spencers new advert states that it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S.They're right too. It'd be Chrita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Latch, what happened to Fun Friday and Titters on a Tuesday? Have we got to have a whole month of it now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Latch, what happened to Fun Friday and Titters on a Tuesday? Have we got to have a whole month of it now? You better believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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