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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?


Why does Santa have 3 gardens? 
So he can ho-ho-ho.


Why was Santa's little helper depressed? 
Because he had low elf esteem.


What do you call an elf who sings?
A Wrapper!


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 


What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
Ice Crispies.


A wonderful Christmas song told me to Deck The Halls....so I did. Mr. and Mrs Hall were not very happy.


Don't you hate that awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents!


How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house!


Theres more to come folks watch this space.......... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



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