Nelson Mandela

[asperity]

Nelson Mandela is sitting watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
-* “You Sign! You sign!”

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.

-* “You Sign! You sign!”
Nelson says to him,
-* “Look, you’ve obviously got the wrong man”, and shuts the door.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.

He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson´s nose, yelling,
-* “You sign! You sign!”
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
-* “Look, go away! You’ve got the wrong man! I don´t want them!” Then he slams the door again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
-* “You sign! You sign!”

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson Mandela loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him:
-* “Look, I don´t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?”

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
-* “You not Nissan Main Dealer?”

 

 

Well at least its topical! :lol:

[Dizzy]

My son told me that last week and I cried laughing.... it's a cracker and you have set me off again

[Evil Sid]

Believe there are thousands turning up at Nelson Mandela's house, Del Boy and Rodney are making a fortune.

[Davy51]

Old  joke but still funny Sid.