algy Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 A woman was in bed with her loverwhen she heard her husbandopening the front door.'Hurry,' she said to the lover, 'stand in the corner.'She rubbed baby oil all over him,then dusted him with talcum powder.'Don't move until I tell you,'she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.''What's this?' the husband inquiredas he entered the room.'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.'The Smiths bought one and I liked itso I got one for us, too.'No more was said,not even when they went to bed.Around 2 AM the husband got up,went to the kitchen and returnedwith a sandwich and a beer. 'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this.I stood like that for two days at the Smithsand nobody offered me a damned thing.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Good one Algy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francine Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Ha ha ha you are naughty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Your comment reminded me of one my favourite comedian's characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francine Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Yes Dick Emery was my favourite comedian. No one to replace him really funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 Oh you are awful....but I like you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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