Wingnut Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Paddy walks into his local with a pig under his arm and asks the landlord for a pint of guiness. The landlord asks, where did you get him from? The pig replied, I won him in a raffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 about my luck in a raffle that. if i won a turkey they'd cancel Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 A woman walked into a psychiatrist's office. The psychiatrist says "what seems to be your problem Mrs Smith?". The woman replies "I haven't got a problem doctor, it's my husband here. He thinks he's a duck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 either something is missing from that one or i am just not enough of an intellectual to understand it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 It could be that her husband decided to Duck out of going to the doctors. Other than that, what we need is a proffesional wordologist, someone like Wolfie or Obs to find the missing word for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 asp, stick to navigation & weather! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 He is obviously quackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 It might even be: Her husband who thought he was a duck, fancied a bit on the side. so he had his wicked way with what he thought was another duck. Found out he had made the wrong choice, and said: It's a Drake, It's a Drake, and I've made a mistake, but I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Or Puddled in the case of Wingy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 No mate, that was my sister Jemima. My name was Francis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 look you lot!....you should have your wings clipped, you?re always flapping on about something! Any more bad yolks like that I will have you 'up before the beak' So Eider calm Down if I were you, always getting eggcited about something you are all cracked telling jokes six to the dozen.....NO! I won't flock off, I am just here swanning around, Ducking and Diving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Eggsellent Sue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 I thought it was fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 I thought it was fowl. Has someone ruffled your feathers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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