algy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 An old woman says to an old man at the rest home, "I can tell you your exact age."The old man says "I bet you can't", but tells her to go ahead and try."Pull down your pants," she says.She inspects his manhood for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old.""That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?""You told me yesterday." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Good one Algy :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wolfie Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Good one alg Have I already posted my Alzheimer's joke??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Almost the same thing happened at a Scotish old peoples home. The lady says "Oh Jock that's gruesome" Jock replies " Take another look lass it's just gruesome more" Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Goon one Bill :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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