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I know how old you are!.

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An old woman says to an old man at the rest home, "I can tell you  your exact age."

The old man says "I bet you can't", but tells her to go ahead and try.

"Pull down your pants," she says.

She inspects his manhood for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"

"You told me yesterday."

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Almost the same thing happened at a Scotish old peoples home.

The lady says "Oh Jock that's gruesome"

Jock replies " Take another look lass it's just gruesome more"

 

Bill :)

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