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Double Meanings

Lt Kije

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's bonnet.

Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad.

Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male: Playing cricket without a box.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lents) n.

Female: An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.

Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (re-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A device for scanning through 375 channels every 5 minutes. 



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