Dizzy Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 We often look at the official DirectGov Job search in the hope that our son can finally find a much needed job. Sadly he can't apply for this one as he's not hairy enough but maybe you know someone who is . How do you count the number of hairs on your face by the way ? Might be suitable for you though Wolfie and you get to travel too https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=634623&JobTitle=Wolf+Boy%2fGirl&q=circus&rad=20&rad_units=miles&pp=25&sort=rv.dt.di&vw=b&re=134&setype=2&AVSDM= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Well as they are not asking for O or A levels I qualify. As for the circus skills, before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker...I used to look up to him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 The perfect job for you, oh lupinary one. Loved this bit, "Must be genuine..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Well as they are not asking for O or A levels I qualify. As for the circus skills, before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker... I used to look up to him... Very tempting Wolfie but out of respect for both you and your father I will not sucumb to temptation. If your are being flippant, 'Bloody Hell' I missed my chance. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 I was being flippant alg, as normal, but as when I said I was a big fan of wind turbines it went over the head of most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Well i qualify, apart from the circus skills, the travel and the fact that in no way by any stretch of the imagination could I be described as a boy (or a girl for that matter ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadako Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 That job is for the circus of horrors. For £300 a week, I will have a hair transplant on my face. My current beard isn't quite long enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 You'd better be quick Sads as it seems thay are on at the Pyramid/Parr Hall on the 26th January. OK so I missed the front page news story earlier today but that didn't mention the job opportunity so I'm sure Gary will forgive me Apparently they were one Britains Got Talent last year too after I just googled them. Strange £300 pound a week is blummin' good though just for being over hairy and I wonder of any local job centre neanderthals have applied. How much do hair transplants cost by the way and is the effect immediate ? Might be cost effective. As a cheaper alternative I might might cut my hair a little shorter shorter tonight and implant each strand one by one into my sons face with a cocktail stick while he is sleeping Want a job son? ... well there you go you just got one... now get those juggling balls out and show them what you can do.... but don't move to quickly or stand on a draught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Isn't this job advert follicle-ist?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Hey now there's a thought and trust you to think of it Obs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 12, 2013 Report Share Posted January 12, 2013 Drat. after an exhaustive check in the mirror this morning I have found out that I don't qualify. SIX hairs short of the target. Reminds me of an insult my uncle often used. question "how many hairs on a pigs face" my reply "don't know" his reply "next time you look in a mirror count em" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadako Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 I might get one of those stick on moustaches and beards with the elastic that goes around the head. Nobody will know the difference.....now who can teach me circus skills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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