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A couple of days before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home from a business trip. The trip had been exhausting and he was not in a good mood.

The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale.

Being in a bad mood, he said to the woman at the check-in, "You know, even if I weren't married, I wouldn't kiss you.

"That's not what it's there for," said the attendant. "It's so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."

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Why wouldn't someone claim his/her luggage after going to the trouble of packing it and hauling it to the airport? :wacko:


My luggage was lost three times but I put a report of lost luggage in for it and had to leave the case keys at the desk but it was always delivered to my door the next day.

Granted some r's hole in customs opened it and then closed it with everything i had neatly packed in one hell of a mess. :evil:

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