Cleopatra Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 A couple of days before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home from a business trip. The trip had been exhausting and he was not in a good mood. The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale. Being in a bad mood, he said to the woman at the check-in, "You know, even if I weren't married, I wouldn't kiss you. "That's not what it's there for," said the attendant. "It's so you can kiss your luggage goodbye." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Funny but true. Quest on freeview are soon to be showing a series that follows a group who go to auctions to buy unclaimed luggage with a view to making a profit on the deal. A bit like auction hunters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Why wouldn't someone claim his/her luggage after going to the trouble of packing it and hauling it to the airport? My luggage was lost three times but I put a report of lost luggage in for it and had to leave the case keys at the desk but it was always delivered to my door the next day. Granted some r's hole in customs opened it and then closed it with everything i had neatly packed in one hell of a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted December 30, 2012 Report Share Posted December 30, 2012 Good one Cleo, joke I mean!. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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