wolfie Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Anyone read it? Quite funny. WARNING book contains graphic shed-based images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 You're bonkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Too much Christmas spirit!, Dizz, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 haven't read it but looking at a few of the extracts may have to put it on my list of books to read. see that in the last two weeks or so it has actually outsold the other book by almost twice the copies. also wonder how many women will be just a bit miffed to get a copy rather than the one they were hoping for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted December 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Some excerpts of Fifty Sheds Of GreyWe tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against aWall...But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was theOnly place for a good shed.She stood before me, trembling in my shed."I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want withMe."So I took her to Nando's.She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, thenHarder until finally it came.I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chainsAnd shackles.She still manages to get into the shed, though."Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly."Mmmm, kinky!" she purred."Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shedRoof.""I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to bePunished."So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend."Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!""Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?"I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat."Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos."I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me thereceipt."Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench."Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense.""Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able toSit down for weeks."She nodded."Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay."Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!""Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up."Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously," she said, gentlyMassaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Ahh I didn't know it was an actual book and thought Wolfie was just being daft yesterday until my brother mentioned today that he got it for xmas and it's hillarious. Having just read those Wolfie I see what you both mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted December 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Ahh I didn't know it was an actual book and thought Wolfie was just being daft I've just shed a tear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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