Cleopatra Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Do you understand this - “A unique factor of the NHS Cheshire Warrington and Wirral Commissioning support organisation is its systematised methodology for project and programme management of small, medium, large service re-design and implementation… "Building in equality and risk impact assessments the options are taken through a process to arrive at the content for an output based specification and benefits foreseen as a result of the implementation. “The service is inclusive of full engagement with Clinical Commissioning Groups who direct at decision-making points how they wish the proposal to be deployed (re-commmisson, de-commission or changes to current services/providers), and lastly an implementation team who see the service redesign through to evaluation and benefits realisation." It has won Cheshire, Warrington and Wirral NHS Commissioning Support Service The Golden Bull award for the worse written nonsense. Is it any wonder!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 "The Golden Bull award" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 "The Golden Bull award" No mention of common sense. I remember some years ago, when they started writing stuff like that, that I lost all interest in the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 “A unique factor of the NHS Cheshire Warrington and Wirral Commissioning support organisation is its systematised methodology for project and programme management of small, medium, large service re-design and implementation… All our paperwork has easy to tick boxes "Building in equality and risk impact assessments the options are taken through a process to arrive at the content for an output based specification and benefits foreseen as a result of the implementation. “The service is inclusive of full engagement with Clinical Commissioning Groups who direct at decision-making points how they wish the proposal to be deployed (re-commmisson, de-commission or changes to current services/providers), and lastly an implementation team who see the service redesign through to evaluation and benefits realisation." Everybody has been shown how to tick the boxes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Parish Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 My favourite was a London Transport interviewee: "We must take cognisance of the pedestrian element in the modal split" (or "some people walk to work"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Haha, Sid. Here's as good a place as any for this brilliant and seasonal spoof of self-important corporate gobbledegook: http://quietroom.co.uk/santa_brandbook/document.pdf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 My favourite was a London Transport interviewee: "We must take cognisance of the pedestrian element in the modal split" (or "some people walk to work"). Yep, why use one word when a hundred can be used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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