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Act one - the chemist's shop


harry hayes
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(Paraphrased). Chemist leaves his girl assistant in charge. she doesn't like selling condoms but he explains that is a word which is never used "people just come in and ask for a 320 or a 330".

 

The girl is serving customers galore when a big black man (I know) comes in and says "350". She rings the boss who asks if he has a bucket between his legs. "Yes".

 

"Pay him - he's the window cleaner."

 

Happy days

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