wolfie Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Steven Gerrards house gets broken into . The police arrive and start to take a list of what is stolen . Gerrard reports the theft of 6 premier league medals two fa cup medals and a champions league medal. The policeman replys Mr gerrard you are a good footballer but you're no Phil Neville.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Double ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Football and women :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Men and bad jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Theres never a tumbleweed when you need one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Easy, Make a Tumbleweed roll through your living room by watching the DVD of 'Liverpool's Premiership highlights'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Theres never a tumbleweed when you need one   Now that was funnier than the joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Peter T Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 I wish you lot would stop it, you actually made me laugh. (The Dr is on his way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WireWarrior97 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Best joke I've read in ages 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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