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They are all (Gary excepted) still suffering the shock of winning nowt that has rendered them speechless. :lol:

United were given a football lesson last night by an excellent Barcelona team. There was not one United player who was better than his opposite number.

Van Der Sar....shaky

O'Shea......wooden

Ferdinand.....not fit

Vidic.......poor

Evra....best performer

Carrick...awful

Park......ran a lot

Giggs......was he playing

Anderson.....who?

Rooney........contributed nothing

Ronaldo.......playing for himself

 

Cracking season tho' :D

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More important things to do in life than wind up United fans!!! :roll:

Didn't watch the match - from the highlights I saw best team won.

Watching Barcelona was like watching Liverpool when they played at the Theatre of Clowns ands won 4-1 and when they demolished Real Madrid 4-0.

Only the fat Spanish Waiter would have had the knowledge on how to have won last night - and if it hadn't been for one off night at Anfield against Chelsea it could have been Liverpool burying United last night! :wink:

So at least all you United fans didn't have to suffer that painful experience - which is something which would have haunted you for the rest of your lives! 8):twisted:

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So at least all you United fans didn't have to suffer that painful experience - which is something which would have haunted you for the rest of your lives! 8):twisted:

 

Nope, last time we played Chelsea in the Champions League I believe we beat them! :lol:

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I heard this one today..... what is red and goes beep beep beep beep beep beep?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man Utds open topped bus reversing back into the garage!!

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AROUND THE TIBER, STRANGE NOISES WERE HEARD,

THE OMINOUS SOUND OF A RED LIVER BIRD.

THOSE ON THE GROUND STOOD STILL AND LISTENED,

AS UNDER ITS WINGS, 5 TROPHIES GLISTENED.

SAID THE BIRD, "A FRIEND OF MINE TWICE CONQUERED ROME,

AND EVER SINCE THEN, ITS BEEN MY SECOND HOME"

"THE FIRST TIME HE CAME HE CAME IN A TANK,

DO YOU THINK I'D SURRENDER IT TO SOME F.....ING MANC ?

LOOKS LIKE THE RED DEVILS HAVE BEEN LEFT IN THE LURCH,

BUT GUESS WHAT FOLKS, I'M STILL ON MY PERCH....."

:D:D:D

 

(THE ROMAN RED LIVER BIRD (SPEAKING OF BOB PAISLEY)

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