asperity Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?” Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Brilliant ! Cheered up my cold miserable day ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 Ha ha that really got me, good one ....shame on you though as you made me almost choke on my drink <future reminder to myself 'do not drink at the same time as reading jokes on here> and I scared our dog with my choking, coughing and spluttering. Mr Dizzy never noticed me in distress though...or did he..mmm !?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 It's a Gud Un' Asp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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