wolfie Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 I'll leave Diz to censor this. Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street . He asked her name. "Polo - I'm the one with the hole," she said in a Wispa. "I'm Marathon - the one with the nuts," he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs, then slipped his hand into her Snickers, he fondled her Flapjacks, and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But, three days later, his Sherbert Dib Dab started to itch. It turns out that Miss Rowntree had been out with Bertie Basset and he had Allsorts! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 :lol: :lol: Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latchford Locks Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 You after my job as forum comedian ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted October 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Latch, when I told everyone I wanted to become the forum comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 I still am :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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