algy Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 A lady found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was excessive hair in the dog's ears. He trimmed and cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear just fine. The vet then told her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. She went to the pharmacy to buy the "Nair" hair remover. At the counter, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms.” The pharmacist said, "Oh! Okay then, If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days, too." Exasperated, she replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist says, "Oh! Well...uh...Okay, don't ride your bicycle for about a week." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Brilliant!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I must send that to my sister as she has one of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 That's even funnier, Dizzy! :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I must send that to my sister as she has one of those :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Good job I didn't go on to inadvertantly mention that hers is mostly black with a tiny touch of grey/silver and unless regularly clipped all over it gets very curly...or that it's the minature variety rather than the larger type Blimey, I think I'd better stop now ...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 :shock: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Good job I didn't go on to inadvertantly mention that hers is mostly black with a tiny touch of grey/silver and unless regularly clipped all over it gets very curly...or that it's the minature variety rather than the larger type Or that it gets alot of pleasure when it's being stroked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 I'm sure it does Wolfie ... I was going to say that a tummy tickle, a treat or even a ball definately seems to surpass the level of pleasure that a simple relaxing stroke can achieve but I wont as you will probably all get smutty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 I'm sure it does Wolfie ... I was going to say that a tummy tickle, a treat or even a ball definately seems to surpass the level of pleasure that a simple relaxing stroke can achieve but I wont as you will probably all get smutty Do you ever wish you'd never started something! This post could be going 'Gutter Bound' :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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