bobshaw235 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 I was sent this by a friend who happens to be a woman, There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone Brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian : 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 good arguments that Jesus was American Indian : 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3. proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayC Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 I await Goonermans response with interest. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 IMO it was all a big scam so that joseph could get out of paying the CSA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 3. proofs that Jesus was a woman : 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do :confused: :confused: :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Hahahah - I thought it was great - Thank you Bob, you made my day and I really needed a good laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 I posted the same article on another website. You wouldn't believe the trouble it caused. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 This time I'm going to cut and paste that in a hard copy. It is so classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve the Original Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 I posted the same article on another website. You wouldn't believe the trouble it caused. Amazing. Well i was going to delete this and ban you but because its funny and opens up a new interesting thread i will be generous and leave it on OK only joking.. Very funny and who knows he/she may of been a female or even an Alien!!! Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 What! No post from Gman?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.