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what nationality was Jesus

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I was sent this by a friend who happens to be a woman,

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone Brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian : 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 good arguments that Jesus was American Indian : 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3. proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

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3. proofs that Jesus was a woman : 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
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I posted the same article on another website. You wouldn't believe the trouble it caused. Amazing.

 

Well i was going to delete this and ban you but because its funny and opens up a new interesting thread i will be generous and leave it on :wink: OK only joking..

 

Very funny and who knows he/she may of been a female or even an Alien!!!

 

 

Steve

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