Wingnut Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 I feel the same as you Egbert. What started as a bit of fun, has now turned into a compulsive posting stress disorder and it's making me VEXTra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 OK my pretty SUNBEAMs, BRAVO I hear you cheer, yes, I have made a U-TURN and done a REVERSE to come and reply to this topic, I have seen that some of you are ROBIN? other peoples puns, you should be RELIANT and PROBE your own creativity. Any why, I was in my brothers van looking for the HIGHWAY CODE booklet, to get another and idea of another PUN TO baffle you with, but I think it must have been LOST IN TRANSIT. May be you must have been born under a certain star sign that exists in this large GALAXY of ours e.g. SCORPIO, to add to these HUMMERous pun?s, can I think of more, of CORSA can, I hope DIESEL do for the time being? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 If your checking on your star signs, you'd best get out the ASTRAnomocical charts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Was Pavarottie's funeral car a Nissan Dorma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Was Pavarottie's funeral car a Nissan Dorma? erm...let me think, what tunes....? Honda Concerto Honda Prelude The Hyundai Sonata erm..... yes Maestro, play on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 bugger... why didn't I think of those... I spent ages thinking too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Nissan Note A Flat - tyre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 It was a sad affair, and Suzie QUATTRO sang a lament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Was Pavarottie's funeral car a Nissan Dorma? if the car was sick, would it be a dorma bile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Dunno, could be, ask one of the DAMElers that have just posted side by side to get it up on the ramps to check the DIZZY out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Bugger.. another one I missed I must have a torque with someone who knows more about cars as I'm finding all this thinking a bit of a wrench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Take it easy Diz, you sound like you've blown a gasket over these puns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Are we adding something slightly DIFFERENTial now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 I will have to get my brain into GHIA, I'm being IDLE at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Just stopped for a brew. And I remembered this one which I sang at my house one Christmas in front of me outlaws about 30 years ago. I knew it would come in usefull one day. I just knew it. Nothing Like A DAMEler (South Pacific). I got varnish on me toenails I got laquer in me hair, I got perfume on me cheekbones and a luvelly dress to wear, I got shaddow on me eyebrows and lipstick on me lips, what aint I got? I aint got ti_s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 This will have to stop, it's affecting my driving; I'm concentrating on clocking the INSIGNIA on other KArs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 I've been doing that too mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 This will have to stop, it's affecting my driving; I'm concentrating on clocking the INSIGNIA on other KArs. observer, wingnut, searching for all kinds of puns to do with cars, it must be like having a steering wheel in your underpants...? I am to shy to finish off the PUNcture line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Come on Sue....... finish the joke; it's driving me nuts no knowing the ending! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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