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(1)When I was in the pub I heard a couple of chaps saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman.      

 

  What a pair of sexist pigs. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing.

 

(2)My wife accused me of being immature

 

     I told her to shut up and get out of my fort.

 

(3)A study recently concluded that licking the sweat from frogs can cure depression,

 

   The bad news is that when you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.

 

 

 

:P Thats all for now folks !!!!!! :P

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