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A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,

went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about

thoroughbred horses.

 

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided

that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with

the other.

 

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet

when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could

reach the urinal..

 

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their

underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their

willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

 

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually

well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher

said, 'You must be in year four.'

 

"No, love,"he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"

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A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,

went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about

thoroughbred horses.

 

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided

that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with

the other.

 

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet

when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could

reach the urinal..

 

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their

underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their

willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

 

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually

well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher

said, 'You must be in year four.'

 

"No, love,"he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"

Years since I last heard it but it still had me crying even got a smile from Mrs 'Pokerface'. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: deserves 10 lol's

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