artie Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.' "No, love,"he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 :grin: :grin: That's a belter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.' "No, love,"he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15" Years since I last heard it but it still had me crying even got a smile from Mrs 'Pokerface'. :lol: :lol: deserves 10 lol's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Love it! :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Good one Artie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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