algy Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Wrong Colour Suit An old lady was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. The undertaker walked over to comfort her. Through her tears she explained that she was upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his fervent wish to be buried in a blue suit. The undertaker apologized and explained that traditionally they always put the departed in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange. The next day she returned to the funeral parlour to have one last moment with Albert before the funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulled back the curtain, she managed a smile through her tears as Albert was resplendent in a smart blue suit with a lovely red rose in the top pocket. She said to the undertaker, "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful suit?" "Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit," the undertaker replied. "His wife was quite upset because she wanted him buried in the traditional black suit." Albert's wife smiled at the undertaker and thanked him for his kindness. "It was no trouble madam," he continued, "it only took a few moments to swap the heads." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Dead funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Hey! I saw what you did there Cleo :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 The reply was funnier than the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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