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Chat up line

harry hayes

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told my grand-daughter that the usual chat up line is "do you come here often". Didn't impress her. Read this the following day


An australian is sat at the bar when one of the blondes they have in jokes sidled up beside him.


The chap pays no attention to her and keeps looking at his watch. Intrigued, she asks what's special about the watch and he tells her it is a magic timepiece.

"for instance, I can look at it, and it tells me you are not wearing any knickers". She laughs and says the watch is no good as she is wearing the same.


The aussie taps the watch and says "blast, it's half an hour fast".


happy days

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