observer Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Just as I was getting used to a nice glass of white wine with my fish; the scientists are now saying it rots your teeth - yer just can't win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 well if the fish rots your teeth then just drink the wine. or did you mean the wine rots your teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 If you're worried, drink it through a straw so it goes straight down. Or stop listening to scientists - that lot can't establish accurately whether or not there's a population of ruddy great dinosaurs in a Loch Ness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 White lies then?! Sid, one has to be carefull to avoid tooth-hake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 White lies then?! Sid, one has to be carefull to avoid tooth-hake! Ooh! Not to carp or anything, but that was pollocks, Obs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 There you go again talking about balls - is this some kind of hang up?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Pollock. White fish. Fish don't have balls..... I think your mucky mind is off again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Fish don't have balls..... well that is one dish i won't be ordering at the thai restaurant again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Tis you who keeps on about testicles - sounds a bit fishy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 You just like to think I'm mucky. Part of your fantasy, Obs. If you weren't obsessed with my underwear and cyberstalking me all over the Forum, you'd not know WHAT I said...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 dreaming again LP?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 It's highly disturbing when you tell me you are dreaming again and then post pictures of eyerolling whilst you wink..... Any more of it and Mrs Obs gets the pictures!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Mrs Obs reads this drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Can Mrs Obs take over from you posting for a while then Infact why doesn't Mrs Obs join the forum and post in her own right? I bet you won't let her cos she'll know how to keep you under control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I don't think there is a Mrs Obs. I think he just wears dresses to watch X Factor..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Mrs Obs reads this drivel. Buy her a TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Only when theres nowt on TV, which nowadays is most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Mrs Obs reads this drivel. Buy her a TV. Apparently, she's living with one - Obs has just admitted to wearing frocks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Actually, Obs, given your strident views on womanhood, if you have a wife, why are YOU making the gravy whilst Mrs Obs is sitting watching the telly with her feet up? Something not right there...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 I enjoy cooking, and men make the best Chefs of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Actually, Obs, given your strident views on womanhood, if you have a wife, why are YOU making the gravy whilst Mrs Obs is sitting watching the telly with her feet up? Something not right there...... I disagree LP... that sounds exactly right to me Well done Obs, it takes a man with guts to admit that he has finally accepted his place in life.. slaving over a hot stove PS Obs .. have you mastered the art of peeing straight into the bowl yet or are you so trained that you also clean up after your little mishaps too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 I enjoy cooking, and men make the best Chefs of course! Are you claiming to be better than Mrs Cradock? Cos I think you'll find most blokes think there's nothing better than Fanny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Moderator !!!!! Gosh... how does one answer that. Over to you Obs, marks out of 10 or LP wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Seems LP has a one trick mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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