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Its winter in Minnesota

and the gentle breezes blow


Seventy miles an hour

at twenty-five below.


Oh, how I love Minnesota

when the snow's up to your butt;


you take a breath of winter

and your nose gets frozen shut.


Yes, the weather here is wonderful,

so I guess I'll hang around.


I could never leave Minnesota

'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!


And its all true! Man I do not miss Winter in Minnesota!

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It wasn't a snide comment it was a comment that is well known in Florida for the peculiar voting in elections. People in Florida would know exactly what I mean, obviously you don't. :roll:


It was no more snide than

eaten alive by the Florida mosquitos
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Actually - because I live near the gulf coast - very few flying insects at all!! By the way Minnesota is the capitol of mosquito's in the summer!!! So not offended or anything. The poem was from a friend thats still in MN and is already very sick of winter!

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