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In which way was Nefertiti related to King Tut.

(A) His Bride (B) His Granny © His Mam.

 

 

Fill in the blank.

Al Jolson was also known as the ????.What singer

Was it (A ) Mummy (B) ( Mommy ) © (Mammy)

 

 

Rosemary Clooney had a number 1 hit with what song.

Was it

(A) Mumbo Italiano (B) Mambo Italiano © Mombo Italiano.

 

 

Also known as The ?shivering mountain? which overlooks Castleton in The Peak District stands an iron age fort. What is it called.

Is it (A) Mom Tor © Mum Tor © Mam Tor

 

 

A highly venomous African snake is called a black what

(A) Momba (B) Mumba © Mamba

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I know you believe you understand what you think it was that I asked, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant, innit?

 

And anyway, me Mam said she was talking to her in Asda last night, and Nefertiti said she was willing to go on the Jeremy Kyle show to prove it.

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And I?ll tell you summat else you didn?t know for nuffin an all.

It?s thanks to me Mams nocturnal activities that me Uncle Phil Harding from Time Team came to work in Warrington.

 

There he was scratting away in a ditch with his trowel in the Appleton area, when all of a sudden he shouts out;

Ohharrgghhhh!!! come an ave a lucks at what Oive fewnd, it?s a Stoneage spearhead made of solid pewter by crackey.

 

The Archaeological Society were so excited and pleased, as it was the most important find made in the Appleton area in donkeys years, that they named the site after him.

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Pewterspear Gardens.

 

Ya ta ta ta taaaaa. (dances about in tin bath with me clogs on)

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