algy Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mam thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....da....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, da-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mam this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for £5 million." "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye da, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to a country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says da. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute da! Sniff, sniff. "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Quite funny that alg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Agreed. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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