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If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers

 

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large

pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

 

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

 

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)

A: Keep it in the cow.

 

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

 

Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

 

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

 

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

 

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)

A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

 

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

 

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)

A: Nearby.

 

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'

A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome

 

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

 

Thank you Calamity!!

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I'm still looking forward to my adultery. Any offers?? :D:D:D:D

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Thanks for those Mary... made me giggle :lol:

 

However the 'abdominal cavity' answer really confused me as it actually only contains three vowels ie 'a' 'i' and 'o' : and not five ? Aren't kids supid :D:wink::P

 

As for me I'm looking forward to old age and living on the 'in'continent :?

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