Mary Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Thank you Calamity!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 I'm still looking forward to my adultery. Any offers?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted July 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Funny that Asperity - me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonymaillman Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Behave yerselves you pair will ya ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted July 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Tony - that is my problem - I do behave myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonymaillman Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 I don't have that problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Thanks for those Mary... made me giggle However the 'abdominal cavity' answer really confused me as it actually only contains three vowels ie 'a' 'i' and 'o' : and not five ? Aren't kids supid As for me I'm looking forward to old age and living on the 'in'continent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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