P J Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Ed Miliband announces that he is ‘still here’ Ed Miliband has used a radio interview to announce that he definitely still exists. Concern has been growing as to the existence of Mr Miliband over recent months due to his absence from any form of political debate. “No, No, I definitely still exist,” confirmed the Labour leader. “I realise that I’ve been a little bit quiet but, you know, it’s a busy time; summer holidays, Halloween, Bonfire Night, and then you’ve got to start doing Christmas cards.” “And the new Mario Kart came out, and that can really take over your time.” “It’s a nightmare!” Miliband definitely still there When it was pointed out that as leader of the Opposition, it might be a good idea to start opposing things, he was quick to respond. “Now, that’s unfair, I regularly oppose things. Why, only Saturday night, Justine wanted fish fingers for tea while we watched X-Factor.” “But I said; No! Because I don’t like fish fingers, you see.” His response to the assertion that a goldfish would make a more effective leader of the Labour party was equally strident. “No, I mean, where would you pin the rosette?” Labour supporters have had mixed feelings regarding their leader’s re-emergence. “So, our major policy shift six months before the election is that we don’t like fish fingers,” said activist Simon Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Ed Milli-who? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 The next PM, propped up by the SNP, WNP, Greens, and any Libs still left ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 If he is the next PM..... we really are doomed :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I can't watch him on TV as he reminds me of Wallace and some other cartoon characters, pulls some really weird faces, makes me laugh and cringe all at the same time. Would other world leaders actually take him seriously ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Not if he tries eating a bacon sarny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted January 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I guarantee that if any of you were to eat a bacon butty whilst I photographed it there would be a Milliband amongst the shots. Thing is that the press go with the worst pics they can find if they don't support you and with Ed unfortunately they have tons of ammo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I think the media try to make out that Milliband is a bit of a dick, and with Balls behind him we could all be fu**ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted January 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I think the media try to make out that Milliband is a bit of a dick, and with Balls behind him we could all be fu**ed So the exact opposite of the C*** at UKIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I think the media try to make out that Milliband is a bit of a dick, and with Balls behind him we could all be fu**ed :lol: I've just about stopped laughing now... that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I guarantee that if any of you were to eat a bacon butty whilst I photographed it there would be a Milliband amongst the shots. Thing is that the press go with the worst pics they can find if they don't support you and with Ed unfortunately they have tons of ammo Maybe but what about the TV cameras though... in real live motion he's even funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted January 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 He is just ugly Dizzy, end of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Aww that's a bit harsh PJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Aww that's a bit harsh PJ True though! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 I'm saying nothing :lol: If he kept his face perfectly still and didn't open his mouth and speak he'd not be too bad to look at... or maybe he should have a big overdose of botox and try an nasal spray or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 With Camoron seemingly chickening out of a Leaders debate; perhaps a bacon butty eating contest would be a better option for him?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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