Latchford Locks Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 4 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'The Irishman nodded....'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.' 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor. 'No, Twas all that bluddy' skippin' ' !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Funnily enough, I once had one of those Paul McKenna lose weight by hypnosis cd's and that kept skipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Latchford Locks Posted September 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Funnily enough, I once had one of those Paul McKenna lose weight by hypnosis cd's and that kept skipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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