Latchford Locks Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 An Irishman wearing nothing but Wellingtons goes up to the top of a block of flats and jumps off. The Police and some eyewitnesses are standing round the body talking when a Policeman says, "It looked as though he committed suicide then. He went up to the top and just jumped." Then one of the dead mans friends came up to the little group and said, "He did not commit suicide. He thought he could fly.""But he had no wings," said the Policeman, "He was only wearing his Wellies." "I know," replied the dead mans friend, "But someone told him earlier this morning that his grandad flew in Wellingtons during the Second World War." soreeeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Evil Sid Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 daft but one i have not heard before :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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