algy Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 A couple went on honeymoon and while out shopping they bought a parrot to take home with them, That night the bloke was just going to get his leg over when the parrot shouted "somebodies going to get ****** tonight" this put the couple right off and each time they tried the parrot kept saying the same phrase. They covered the cage up with a cloth but the cheeky parrot persisted, on the final night of the honeymoon the husband whipped the cover off and told it that if it did not behave he would send it to the zoo, it kept quiet until the last night when it heard them talking, they were having difficulty closing the suitcase and the husband said, "well I've been on top and tried, you've been on top and tried, this time we'll both get on top and try", from inside the cage the parrot grabbed the edge of the cover and whipped it off, and yelled, "zoo or no ****ing zoo, this I've got to see". :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Parrots, eh? Such witty creatures! Talking of parrots..... This black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow!" says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted September 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Parrots, eh? Such witty creatures! Talking of parrots..... This black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow!" says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot. Tut Tut! Florence! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Tut Tut to both of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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