artie Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives. "Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom wont even be used. The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "350".. The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament. "Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her. She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes "!!!! she said " He's got one hanging there"....! The boss said "Go back in and give him £3-50......................He's the Window cleaner"!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 The old ones are the best artie!, Like the photo of "Doberman", my favourite character in "Bilko". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artie Posted July 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 The old ones are the best artie!, Like the photo of "Doberman", my favourite character in "Bilko". you must be older than you make out algy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 you must be older than you make out algy June 1940 was a good month/year (for me anyway!) :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 June 1940 was a good month/year (for me anyway!) :grin: NOT as good as April 1940. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artie Posted July 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 and certainly not as good as august 45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Are you a Leo too then Arty... you seem so nice and gentle in your manner so I wouldn't have though were Great joke by the way although I had heard it before... but only realised after I fell about in fits of giggles at the punch line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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